Hey, I am Benjamin and you are visiting my Homepage. My Site is basically about my  life. It will show you where I am heading, where have I been, my favorites sites (Which will soon be your favorite as well), and most Importantly my favorites jokes.

Favorite Joke

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!"

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision."

And the second kid says, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!"

My Life

    Right now I am a normal high-school student. I get good grades in school and I love to buy new clothes & games. I am a funny person and like to make fun of people, but I know when to stop before someone gets hurt. My birthday is in one week (May 22) and I cannot wait to get a job and my Drivers Permit.